Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Movie Review: Gran Torino


Gran Torino

Directed by Clint Eastwood. Starring Clint Eastwood, Christopher Carley, Bee Vang and more...

When this movie was released in the theater, I have to admit that while I love Clint Eastwood, I thought the film would be just another loosely based Dirty Harry update. I was wrong and I'm glad I watched this film. It's one of the best I've seen in a long time.

Meet Walt Kowalski (played perfectly by Eastwood). He's just lost his wife who asked her priest to check on her husband once she's gone and try to get him to go to confession. Walt, a bitter Korean war veteran, won't have it. He tells the young priest he's an "overeducated twenty-seven year-old virgin who holds old ladies' hands and promises them salvation." He's estranged from his two sons and their families. He's watched his neighborhood being populated by foreigners -- not at all the same place it was when he was young. He's a bitter man who has his dog and his car -- a 1972 Gran Torino -- and he's happy that way. Well, as happy as Walt can be...

But life won't leave Walt alone.

A Hmong (pronounced Mong) family lives next door and relatives of this family are part of a violent gang, intent on bringing their young cousin, Walt's neighbor, into their criminal world. Thao doesn't want to be part of them and their efforts to simply drag him away see them on Walt's lawn that night, and staring down the barrel of his shotgun. Thao's family regards Walt as a hero for chasing away the gang and Walt, unwilling at first, befriends these strangers and learns about their way of life.

The problem is that in befriending the family, their enemies become his enemies and nothing will ever be the same again...

I can't say enough about this film. I really can't. Eastwood's film about a bitter man who teaches as well as learns acceptance will be a top pick of mine for some time to come. I'm truly surprised that it wasn't recognized for more awards than it was. The acting was fantastic, the dialogue well written, the pacing, everything -- perfect.

The Hmong characters are played by Hmong actors, many of them in their film debut, and Eastwood paints them with such dignity and poignance. We learn so much about their culture and, like Walt, we come to care about this family. Bee Vang as Thao was a delight and Ahney Her as his sister, Sue, was spot on perfect. Through them, we learned of their lives within a growing and sometimes violent world. We see how they are different. We see how all of us -- regardless of who and what we are -- have things in common. The important things.

Eastwood himself as Walt? Well, I can't picture another actor pulling off his role -- except perhaps the late Paul Newman. Eastwood used just about every ethnic insult in this film I've ever heard and a few I hadn't heard before in character. Was it offensive? Sure. But it's true to the generation of Walt's character and as his character grows and learns, some of it even becomes endearing. Hard to explain. Watch the film and you'll see what I mean. =)

This film comes in at 116 minutes and as you'll see in many Eastwood films, features a good deal of violence -- the worst, fortunately, taking place off screen. There is gang violence, use of weapons, beatings, and a rape (takes place off screen). If the language and ethnic insults aren't enough to disqualify this for even teens, the violence should finish the job. Not for the younger set, sorry.

The film is over way too soon and you'll want to watch it again. It entertains, it teaches. If this is Mr. Eastwood's last film as an actor, in this humble reviewer's opinion, it is fitting that he end with this masterful and powerful performance. Bravo! I highly recommend this film.

Isy


Best lines: (This was so hard because I could pretty much just post the screen play here)

Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Another great review...


5 Angels from FAR!

I'm honored, humbled. I feel so unworthy. Thank you so much to Maija and the wonderful staff at FAR for this review. Thank you!

"Isabella Jordan writes such great erotic romances, and Her Private Dancer is no exception. This is a smoking hot read that will scorch your computer monitor and leave you gasping. Harriet and Alejandro are both believable characters who engage the reader's interest even out of bed, and together they're a super-sexy couple exploring one another through sensual and creative love scenes." - Maija

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Peace be with you...

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. Thank you for brightening our lives with your beauty and talent.

Peace be with all those lost today that we didn't hear about and their families too. We're all beautiful and special...

Isy

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Humbled by a new review...

I received a wonderful review for Jada while I was away on vacation. Thank you so much to Whipped Cream reviews. =)

Fairy tales are so much fun to read, especially when they are not at all what you expect. In Madam Periwinkle’s Erotic Delights: Jada’s Rabbit Habit, I discovered a modern day fairy tale that poked fun at current celebrities and their unusual quirks. I love fractured fairy tales and any story that resembles them. In my opinion, Jada’s Rabbit Habit is a contemporary twisted tale that I could not get enough of.

Jada Danforth is a hotel heiress who I likened to Paris Hilton in my mind. Yes, she was beautiful, sexy and well-meaning in her own mind, but somehow everything she tried to do turned out wrong. I laughed as she complained about being caught wearing fur. The way poor Jada tells the stories of the paparazzi, I could just see how she thinks what she does is right. Every part of her life is scrutinized and picked apart until I couldn’t help but feel a little sorry for the poor little rich girl.

Aidan Richards is a genius. Dark Hair, grey eyes, a body to kill for and oh, do I need to mention he’s a werewolf. He makes ingenious vibrators for Madam Periwinkle and does personal service on them. When Aidan makes a service call to Jada’s room his service really is first class. I loved how Aidan’s secret is revealed. I could not get the picture of his discovery by Jada out of my mind as the descriptions in the story are so vivid.

I found another diamond in the Madam Periwinkle Series with Madam Periwinkle’s Erotic Delights: Jada’s Rabbit Habit. This is definitely a fractured fairy tale worth reading.

Thank you to Hibiscus!

HUGS

Isy

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Knowing I love movies... exciting news! There will be a Monsters Inc. 2!

I absolutely loved the first film in 2001 released by the wonderful folks at Pixar. It featured Mike and Sully who work the scare floor at the local scream factory. It seems "scream" powers their city of Monstropolis. But as kids are harder to scare in modern times, times become more challenging. The higher-ups have decided to take things to a new level and a little girl is unleashed in Mike and Sully's world. Once "Boo" arrives, things are never the same.

Very, very exciting! I know that Toy Story 3 is in the works. Okay. I know they are also developing Cars 2. Sure. THIS is exciting though! This was such an original concept, I loved it!

Read more here: http://www.cinematical.com/2009/06/08/disney-planning-monsters-inc-2-and-delays-pirates/

And what's this about Johnny Depp playing Tonto in a new Lone Ranger franchise. In the words of John McEnroe YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS! Guess they are. I'll be cautiously optimistic. I was prepared to hate Johnny as Willy Wonka and Tim Burton made me love him. Perhaps the same thing will happen here. =)

Isy

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Shadow Zone is back

For all three of my fans out there -- and you know who you are -- I just wanted to let you know that The Shadow Zone is back. The first story in the series, Taking Julia, came out a couple of years ago and I heard a lot of good things from the three of you. LOL I'm working on the second story now which will continue the central plot of the human cult destroying humanity -- aka those who occupy the zone. You might remember that the werewolves think once the human race dies out, the vampires will hunt them and they want the secret to immortality that the human cult has discovered. The vampires want to stop the human cult and restore some sort of balance to this post disaster world.

This is the story of Maddox, an old vampire like Rick from the first story, who's in love with a human woman -- a prostitute who's in danger from a werewolf soldier who will stop at nothing to acquire the human cult's dark secret...

There is a free story at A Cheeky Changeling -- the ezine of Changeling Press - called Fragile that will give you a taste of this story. http://changelingpress.com/ezine/encounters.php

Here too is an excerpt. I hope you like it:

Earth 2070

“You’re quiet.”


Maddox followed Rick through the ornate door of his friend’s mansion, stopping at his friend’s words. It wasn’t an accusation so much as it was concern he recognized in Rick’s voice.


“I know.” Why deny the truth. “I’ve had a lot on my mind.”


“I’m very grateful to you.” Rick’s dark eyes met his, his Spanish accent thicker as it always was when he conveyed any sort of emotion. And that was rare. Maddox had always found it an endearing trait. “I asked a lot of you. You stayed here, guarded my home, and held the wolves at bay. I really shouldn’t ask you to stay and help me protect Julia now.”


Maddox smirked at him.


“You’re saying you owe me?” he wanted to clarify.


Rick grinned, rolling his eyes.


“I’m trying to have a moment here.”


“But you just said, in so many words, that you owe me,” Maddox pointed out.


“I’ll never hear the end of that, will I?” Rick laughed.


“No, probably not.” Maddox clapped a hand on his friend’s shoulder. “I’m glad to do it. Besides, I don’t think the wolves will be after Julia so ardently even when they do realize she’s here. As the Elders mentioned at the meeting, they’re hitting the zone harder now. They’re convinced that if she somehow managed to unearth the humans’ secret, they surely can. She’ll just be a back up plan now. Think about it. It makes sense.”


The Shadow Zone. They called it the zone for short. The world of humans had been devastated, they’d thought, by war and disease. Their kind, the vampires, had watched in amazement as the world of humans came apart in less than fifty years.


It wasn’t until later that they’d discovered that there was something else going on at the center of the fragile creatures’ world. Something dark and sinister. They’d found a way to unnaturally prolong life using black magic. They sucked the will out of the victims among their own kind as surely as the vampires drained the lifeblood from their prey. The victims of the cult, that’s the only world that could really be used to define it, lived. Yet the experience left them emotionless drones, robbed of their free will. Easy to control.


To Maddox, it was ten times worse than being a vampire. Better to just die than be robbed of a happy, meaningful existence, right? Besides, vampires fed because they had to do so in order to survive. The humans of this cult didn’t have to do what they did to their victims to survive. They did it out of a selfish need to prolong their own life, to preserve their youth and vitality. The end results was nearly the same as his kind except that they could opt out of it at any time – just stop participating in the cult’s rituals. He wasn’t sure of any consequences they faced in doing so, but they had a choice. Something his kind didn’t. Once you were a vampire, you were dead. There was no opting out of that.


Well, he knew one consequence they faced. Neither the cult members or their victims seemed to be able to produce offspring after their experiences. They were left barren. Considering that the cult encompassed more than half of the remaining human population, it was easy to do the math and realize that they’d run out of victims soon.


Then there were the damned werewolves. Julia’s kind. They thought the cult was some great secret to their salvation. Their view of the picture was distorted. They were worried about the vampires when they should be worried about the dangerous human cult. With the human population dwindling, the stupid mongrels were convinced the vampires would hunt them – not stopping once to think that his kind was smarter than that. They’d come up with a back up plan that would eliminate the need to take life, human or otherwise, for their sustenance. It was unsatisfying and gross to Maddox – the idea of drinking cloned blood – but there it was. They’d survive.


The werewolves decided at some point that they needed to be immortal too. Just because a few idiot vampires, there were some in every crowd, picked off a few of them, they believed themselves in danger of being wiped out by them. They wanted to the human secret, the cult’s secret, not realizing that they should be running like hell from it. They were convinced it would give them a chance at growing their population, offer them protection from extinction.
Couldn’t the wolves see that they were the humans’ next target? The vampires wouldn’t be susceptible to the human rituals obviously.


But werewolves were living beings. And the humans hoped to harness their strength. They’d proved that when they’d captured Julia – his friend’s werewolf lover.


“Do you think they’re right?” Rick asked, his expression thoughtful.


Maddox knew his mind-reading friend had been following the line of his thoughts. They’d just come from a meeting with the council of Elders. Rick usually wasn’t quick to agree with anything they said. Hell, he thought his friend often defied them to entertain himself. Maddox had been certain when he learned about Julia that Rick only used her to piss them off.


When he’d discovered his friend was clearly in love with the mongrel, he’d been genuinely surprised.


“That’s my beloved you’re thinking about,” Rick’s voice was gentle but held a note of warning.


“Sorry.” He’d have to remember to curve his pet names for the werewolves. “Old habits and all that.”


Rick chuckled.


“Well?”


“Do I think that they’re right? In having us try to save the do—wolves?” Maddox shrugged. “I can argue both sides of that one. On the one hand, I want to leave them to fend for themselves. If they’re too stupid to have been in the zone as many times as they have been and know what they do know and not be afraid? I say let the humans have them.”


Rick nodded.


“But, the one thing they brought up worries me. If they gain control of the wolves…”


“That could be a problem.” Rick closed the door behind them, walking around Maddox to the enormous window that offered a view of the perfect landscape of his estate. “We have the strength to handle their population now and then some. But if the humans grew that population, controlled it …”


That wasn’t where Maddox was going with it.


“What?” Rick cocked a sable brow at him.


“I’m not so worried about that. If the humans are left barren after they do whatever it is they do in their little rituals, don’t you think the wolves would suffer the same fate?”


“I don’t know. What were you thinking?”


Rick hadn’t been able to pick that out of his head? Interesting. He must have been distracted and Maddox knew why. He could smell her approaching.


“I was thinking about something they took from Julia while she was there,” Maddox explained. “Wonder what they are doing with that?”


Her ovum. Depending on their remaining scientific capabilities, they could be learning all kinds of secrets about the wolves. They could making plans…


“Hello, beautiful.” Rick was lost to him as the flame-haired one in her human form sauntered into the room to join them.


Maddox had to admit for a werewolf female, she was extremely attractive. Slender but curvy with a beautiful face and penetrating eyes that seemed to be able to see through any façade or defense one could consider putting up.


Maddox didn’t even try. He enjoyed annoying her too much.


For the moment she didn’t even notice he was in the same world as she took Rick in her arms and kissed him in a very promising way. He didn’t mean to stare at them. He could imagine a kiss like that. Only it wasn’t Julia he saw. No, he saw a pale beauty with wispy blonde hair and eyes the color of rare amethyst…


“Hello, Maddox.” Julia’s eyes flashed at him when she noticed he stood there. “Are your bags packed yet?”


“I’d started packing,” he began, letting the sarcasm bleed into his words. “I left the one bag right next to your dog dish. But it seems Rick wishes for me to remain a while longer yet. So I’ll move it back to my room right away. I wouldn’t want to keep you from the table scraps.”


“Arrogant asshole.” She glared at him, then at Rick.


Rick’s glance seemed to say, thanks. Not in a nice way.


“What do you mean he’s staying here longer?” Julia’s temper was riled now.


Maddox would let Rick explain it. It was his decision after all. His crafty friend could probably go out in the zone as the Elders wanted and keep Julia safe. Yet he knew how much the female really meant to his friend. So he’d help him ensure her safety. Rick would stay close to home. Maddox would work the zone.


It was an assignment he wanted for a few reasons. One of them, the one he dwelled on most often, was tiny, human, and blonde.


“Have fun,” he said casually as if he weren’t leaving what was gearing up to be a big fight from the look of both Rick and Julia, and made his way back out of the mansion.

More soon...

Isy

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Can't we all just ****ing get along???!!!!

I'm on vacation. I'm stuck indoors because the heavens have opened up and the rain is coming down in buckets here in NE. That's okay. Rain should never be wished away.

What I would like to wish away is intolerance and impatience and good old-fashioned hatred.

I turn on the news here in our cabin. Wish I hadn't. Two people shot at the Holocaust Memorial in DC by a white supremacist. Why? You're 88 and THAT'S how you want to go out? By committing a grand act of hatred? Yeah. Good idea. NOT.

Why is there the tendency in some to hate and distrust what is different from themselves? What's the real difference? You're right and they're wrong, yeah? Well, on the other side, they're right and you're wrong. And you want to know something? The world is big enough -- at least for now -- that we should be able to just live and let live. Why not just accept? Is that so hard? People are being tortured, raped, killed, starved, beaten, and neglected every day in this world thanke to intolerance.

Apparently it is hard to accept -- on both sides. Another event today, this one very trivial -- Miss California was finally dethroned for not meeting contractual obligations. Great. Sounds like it was deserved. But the reign was riddled with controversy from the beginning. Forget the nude photos and the talk show dates. Let's talk about asking for someone's opinion and then calling them very bad names when they don't produce the answer the questioner wanted. To me, sorry, that was a little unfair. Don't ask questions if you don't like the answers, okay? Pretty basic, guys. I have a lot of friends who are gay, I always have and not just in the last 5-10 years because it's become "hip" to have gay friends, and I fully support them. My views vary a bit from that of the former Miss California -- the dethroned one. That being said, I don't think it was handled well. You hate someone so much for giving you the answer you don't want to hear? Does that really help your cause? Does that make you better than them?

Or was it all for the attention? Hmmm, I'll have to think on that one.

Then we have a 72 year-old great grandmother tasered today in Texas. Where the hell do I start on this one? On this one, I can argue both sides. Honestly. First of all, the old lady. You got caught speeding. Was it necessary to be so rude? No. (You know some people have a thing against authority figures too...) So, in the officer's defense, she was way WAY out of line.

BUT was it REALLY necessary to go so far as to taser that old woman? What did you guys do in the days before the taser? Oh, right. You slammed them on the hood of the car and handcuffed their hands behind their back. If I had to choose, the latter doesn't sound so bad. LOL

Okay. Let's do the math here. You have a 40ish deputy and you're telling me he couldn't do this with a 72 year-old woman who's quite a bit smaller than him WITHOUT the taser? Just listening to that woman's screams... It was horrible. I fully support our brave men and women in law enforcement, I do. I understand he was pushing her back to keep her safely behind the line so she wouldn't be hit by a car. I get it all. But she didn't pose a physical threat to this deputy. Using the taser, my opinion, wasn't necessary here. Did pride have something to do with it? Maybe?

Again, I find both parties guilty here. The lady was talking to reporters and telling a tale a little different from the tape... Now she's not talking. Things that make you go hmmm....

In conclusion, there are all kinds of prejudices and I'm sick of them all. Why hate (or not like or mock) someone who's not white? Not skinny? Not beautiful? Not young? Not rich? Not multi-degreed? Not the right religion? Not the right sexual orientation? Not the right______________________WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can't we just get along. When it all comes down to it in the end, we're all human. We all have dreams, hopes, fears, basic needs... We're the same. Why can't we help each other, carry each other?

At least accept each other if we can't do that?

It's still raining. I'm turning off the TV.

Isy

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Michael Vick, Forgiveness, and Human Rights

Michael Vick was freed today and I'm glad for that. It's been very hard to see opinions everywhere that state that he's an inhuman monster who should be fed to pit bulls, never have a job again at all -- shouldn't be let out of jail EVER for that matter.

That's interesting. As Joe Scarborough stated on his MSNBC show this morning -- Morning Joe -- there are child rapists out there, child rapists -- nothing more vile than that to me anyway -- who don't even see jail time or serve maybe a few weeks, if that. Think about that. He's right. I don't agree with Joe on a lot of things -- I'm a little more liberal than he -- but on this, I'm totally with him.

The point? Are we saying that animal rights are valued above human rights? What's funny is that I do a lot of volunteer work and most of it is at a women's shelter where I've helped out for years. I've seen a lot of horrible things. I never see the venom that spews out of these animal rights group directed at the ones who beat and rape their children on a daily basis. I never see all these people go to bat for the infants and children who suffer each day at the hands of their abusers. I brought it up at lunch the other day with a person who thinks Michael Vick is evil incarnate for his actions. Dog fighting. Unforgivable.

Anyone ever hear of fox hunting? Do those guys go to jail? Rich people do that, right? That's a cruel pasttime. Hmmm....

Her explanation against me was that animals can't speak for themselves.

Oh? Is that what it is?

So you're telling me that the infant just placed in a microwave can reason with the adult intent on killing it? You're telling me that the small boy or girl can talk their adult tormentor out of beating and raping them? Right.

I just don't understand. I have a truckload of pets and I love them. But I value human life too and it seems to me to be a double standard. If you're going to go out and ruin the life of someone like Michael Vick, let him rot in jail, make sure he never has a penny to his name, destroy his family --- all that, shouldn't you also be there to protect that same human child that suffers every night? Shouldn't you be willing to go after their attacker with the same venom? The same outspoken outrage and obvious hatred?

I guess not. I'm not saying that what Michael Vick did was right and that it didn't deserve punishment. He's more than paid his debt in my mind. All I'm saying is that we have people in similar stations who have committed horrific crimes against their fellow man and they do community service and play the next Sunday or continue on with their lives whatever they do. No one is there doing or saying anything about them.

I'm also wondering where the forgiveness is among all these good people. Is forgiveness selective? Did I miss the memo?

I'll leave you with words close to my heart.

Have mercy.

Yes, even when -- you think -- it's not deserved.

AND be just. I hope to see a lot of these people the next time a human child is tortured and killed. I hope to see them out there at THAT trial with the child's face on their signs. Because like those dogs, that child will have been unable to fight off its attacker and unable to speak for itself.

Isy

American Idol... I know... LOL

So, surprise. Adam Lambert didn't win. It was a surprise. It wasn't a surprise.

Why a surprise? Well, Adam was the heir apparent. The chosen one. The one who week after week had praise heaped upon his glam shoulders and to give him credit, much of it was well-deserved. While he's a little over-the-top and flamboyant for my tastes, he's very talented. A dynamic performer. If he'd won, would I be satisfied with the results? Honestly, yes. Would I buy his album? Probably not. Again, it's that personal taste thing. If he did Mad World, for example, as a single. Yeah, I'd probably download that song.

Why it wasn't a surprise. I'm picturing millions of teen girls (maybe some guys too) with speed dial and they know how to use it. It's happened before. But it just doesn't feel right. It feels, I don't know. Icky, I guess.

I have nothing against Kris Allen. He's cute, he can play a piano and a guitar. His singing is pleasant. Is he memorable to me at all? No. I won't remember him next week. I sure as hell won't be spending money on his album. There are a dozen of cute boy singers out there just like him. What's the point?

You should see twitter verse. His fans can't even spell his name if that tells you anything. I LOVE Chris Allen. Oh yeah? Then get his name right so you can find the f%^&*g album. It's KRIS ALLEN. Get it right. LOL

I think I'm really done with the show. Simone Cowell might be too and if he doesn't return, I'm curious to see what happens to AI as a result.

Okay, that's all I've got to say on this one.

Isy

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

American Idol is over for me this year...

Yes, I'm being a sore-ass and blogging about it. Only two people are kind enough to read this blog anyway, so I can say what I want to after scoping the twitter scene discussion and AI's own forums.

I loved Danny Gokey. He was my guy this year. I've never picked a winner and I'm not really surprised now. I started watching in season 6 - I pulled for Phil Stacey who I love even though I'm not a big country fan. (The album was awesome Phil!) Last year, it was Michael Johns and wasn't that a shocker? (Love his new single too -- you're awesome Michael).

Danny had a wonderful year but he didn't have the charisma, I guess. Not as cute as Kris Allen with the dorky faces he makes when he's singing. Kind of geeky. He's not Michael Johns -- who had everything to be the idol last year but I do like David Cooke and was happy for his win.

But look ya'll. Danny's ride is over. We voted madly. Kris' camp won. Now the debate is on. SURELY Danny's fans will vote for Kris. Adam's fans have been bashing Danny all season they say. It makes sense for Danny's fans to vote for Kris. Right?

People, please. Time to for the loss? He JUST got voted off. It's over. I don't even care to watch the finale. Adam Lambert is the heir apparent. Hell, Simon even got special permission from Bono -- my absolute favorite rock star in the world -- to sing One -- one of the best songs from U2 ever. It's decided.

And if by some miracle Kris did pull off the upset -- after tonight I guess it could happen (I don't get it but I don't have to) -- I'll hear about it on Morning Joe the next day. I'm not wasting my time on watching it. I'm not voting. I'm done.

Next year, I'll pick another fave and somewhere around a year from now, I'll be bitching again when he or she gets the boot. LOL

That's the 411.

Isy

Sunday, May 10, 2009

New release - Her Private Dancer!


HER PRIVATE DANCER

Invited to go out at the last minute by her perky, younger coworkers, Harriet Wallace is enjoying the show at the male strip club. What she doesn't understand is why the sexy Latino dancer dressed as a matador is checking her out. She's divorced, in her thirties, and dressed for the office.

That doesn't, however, stop Alejandro Campos from invading her personal space during his dance and convincing her to go home with him later for the best night of sex she's ever had.

Just one problem. Aside from being gorgeous, Alejandro is young, single, and in grad school. He's just getting his life going. How can a lonely divorcee with a banking career with a cat ever hope to keep a sexy younger man like him in her life?

Then again, how could she ever let him go?

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Review: The Last House on the Left (2009)


The Last House on the Left

Directed by Dennis Iliadis. Starring Sara Paxton, Monica Potter, Tony Goldwyn, Garret Dillahunt and more.

Usually I don't mind remakes. Unless they are remakes of terrifying Wes Craven films. I swear if anyone threatens to remake The People Under the Stairs, odd as that sounds, I'll head for the hills.

So what do we have here? As in the original, you have a young girl, Mari. Only this time, she's on vacation with her parents at a house on a scenic lake. Apparently her brother died not too long ago and there are some lingering effects on the family from that loss.

Mom and dad are a nice couple. The father is a doctor (important later). They want Mari to be happy so they let her go into town to visit her friend Paige. Then the two girls, as the two girls from the original film did, hook up with a guy they don't know to get a little weed. (See? There's more to that "just say no" thing). They end up taken hostage by a family of merciless, brutal souls and the result is torture porn at its stomach churning best. Define tortue porn? Sadistic brutal violence, mutilation, rape...

How does it compare to the original movie? For sheer brutality, the movie is nearly the equal of the first. The modern update somehow feels more like a film and there is a tiny measure of comfort in that -- if there is any comfort to be had in such a movie. The original 1972 film had a grittier, more realistic edge as many exploitation films of the time did. It was terrifying. Gave you nightmares a long time before Freddie showed up...

The new film really pays homage to the original film. Yet I was impressed with the different ending. It was a more satisfying ending that made you feel a little better. You still feel like you need a shower and a valium before going to bed, but you feel a little better watching the end of the remake.

The cast of the new film was better. Better acting, more emotion, the villains scarier. The casting is well done. I particularly enjoyed the parents played by Monica Potter and Tony Goldwyn (who I haven't really seen since his turn in Ghost).

The film comes in at 110 minutes and it's way too long when you consider the violence and gore packed into it. This is not a film for anyone under the age of 18. Then you should really try to talk them out of it unless of course they are already in therapy. Then it's okay.

Isy

Thursday, April 30, 2009

A New Release - Jada's Rabbit Habit is available now!


JADA'S RABBIT HABIT - Available now from Changeling Press!

Jada Danforth has a little bit of a problem. The hotel heiress has a craving for rabbit dishes. But those pesky animal rights activists have found out what she's been up to, and they still aren't letting that silly little fur coat incident from last year go. Now all the studs on the boyfriend circuit are avoiding her like she's last year's iPhone. She's not getting laid and that's a problem.


While out comfort shopping, she runs across Madame Periwinkle's Erotic Delights. The owner has just the thing for this spoiled princess -- a new type of rabbit, guaranteed to take care of her sensual needs. It even has its own customer service number. How neat!


All is well until her new toy malfunctions. She's amazed when her service call is answered in less than an hour by a very hot repairman. And man is he good with his hands. Yet Aidan Richards isn't what he seems. Can Aidan afford to trust his secrets to a woman whose every step is haunted by the media? Can she dare to hope for a man who can see beyond the heiress and the tabloids to find the woman she really is?

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Friday, April 24, 2009

Happiness is being able to write again...

I finally decided on a new project. It was hard because I have about 4 series up in the air right now and all of them have been in limbo for a while. I don't like that. I don't like loose ends and not resolving things for those characters. But I just came through a very big dry writing spell. What do you do?

I've started on The Shadow Zone 2 thought I don't have an official title for it yet. I wrote over 1,100 words on it today. I'm happy. =) And I do actually have it plotted out. I just need to get it down.

This one is interesting because it was tied to another series I wrote when I first started. There were just two stories - Legion: University and Legion: Adult Education. They will be released as it turns out as a collection soon because they are tied to The Shadow Zone. I hope those of you who got the chance enjoyed the first story that I offered on my site. I hope you'll like The Shadow Zone too. =)

Off to have a nice dinner with the dh and maybe catch a movie later. On DVD. Too pricey to go to the theater these days unless it's something you just really have to see. For me this summer, that would be Wolverine and Terminator: Salvation. I'm not sure I'll like Christian Bale as John Connor but I'm willing to give him a try. I didn't think I'd like him as Batman either. LOL

And anything with Hugh Jackman is a must see. LOL

Happy weekend!

Isy

Monday, April 6, 2009

Finally, I've finished Jada's Rabbit Habit...

What should I do next? Should I write tonight? If so, on what? I feel liberated, free! There's no American Idol either so I have no excuse not to do something...

Night!

Isy

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

A movie review of Twilight


No I'm not a big fan girl of this franchise. LOL Believe it or not, I've been a movie critic for the Changeling Press ezine - A Cheeky Changeling - for a couple of years now. I'm official. Certifiable... LOL

I digress. Since I have a blog again -- and I remember it -- here's my latest review and it's of the movie Twilight.

Review: Twilight

Directed by Catherine Hardwicke. Starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and more.

Okay, even the most non-conformist movie reviewers, like myself, have to surrender to the big commercial phenoms once in a while and considering I have two daughters and the books are all the rage at their school at the moment, I wasn't getting out of this one...

Okay, keeping in mind I'd not read a single page of any of the books when I watched it. The first time. Then I went and found the first book, which this film is based on, read it and watched the film again. Both times I found the movie to be surprisingly good. I enjoyed the second time more because there are just so many nuances in the book and story, that it made a lot more sense to me after having read it.

Okay, here's the situation...

Young Isabella "Bella" Swan is moving to her father's house for a while. Her mother has a new husband, a minor league baseball player, who travels a lot and she wants to travel with him but can't leave her teen daughter. To make her mother happy, Bella goes to Forks to live with her dad who is the tiny town's sheriff. Upon arriving he gives her an ancient pickup truck that he bought off a friend, he and his son live on a nearby Indian reservation, and she's pleased. She's not so pleased when she starts at a new high school.


Bella describes herself as the "suffer in silence" type. She's not terribly outgoing, is a walking accident waiting to happen, and is not one you'd see fitting in with any popular crowd. She is befriended by a small group of fellow students, however, and is amazed at all of the attentive male attention she receives.


She notices one group of students the first day in the lunch room, all five beautiful. Two couples and a single young man with them. She's told they are the adopted children of local Dr. Carlisle Cullen and his wife. It's explained to her, not in a flattering way, that they are strange and keep to themselves. She's told not to even think about the very gorgeous Edward, the odd man out, and being the shy girl she is, she agrees and means it.


Then she ends up sitting next to Edward Cullen in her first day of Biology class...


Okay, most of you out there know the story better than I do so I can stop there with the synopsis. Let's talk about how the movie went. That's what I do...


As I mentioned earlier, the movie was surprisingly good. The movie did the book justice I must say. They couldn't get in every single scene but I think they covered the readers' favorite ones and I much preferred the movie's scene of Bella confronting Edward about what she'd discovered he was to the book's -- even if they had to cut a lot of great lines from the original work.


The atmosphere was suitably moody but subtle, the design of everything from the costumes to makeup was rather good. The translation from book to script was rather good. Some of the human characters were combined or gone but for the most part, the character stable was intact and the dialogue wasn't altered a lot.


The cast. The two leads, Kristen Stewart as Bella and Robert Pattinson as Edward, drove me nuts the first hour because I knew I'd seen each of them somewhere before and had to IMDB it after the film was over. They both did a great job. Ms. Stewart's Bella is remarkably like the book character and she played the true teenager to the hilt complete with the constant impatient exhale thing. Robert Pattinson did a wonderful job as Edward. The actor himself is unique looking and that added a dimension to his portrayal of a vampire. He struggled to hold an American accent a couple of times but I loved the slow, careful delivery of his lines and his expressions. He wasn't exactly how I pictured the book's character but he worked just fine for the movie.


I loved the concept for the "vampire family" and the casting for the rest of the Cullens was pretty good too. There wasn't a lot in this movie for several of the characters -- Esme, Emmett, Jasper, and Rosalie. But they looked good and I'm anxious to see what they'll do in the subsequent films.


I absolutely loved Peter Facinelli as Carlisle Cullen. He was a treat and I hope to see more of him in future films. I also want to give a shout out to young Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black. He's adorable, did a great job with what few lines he had to work with, and I'm really looking forward to seeing what he can do in the next films where his part will be more substantial.


Two things I'd like to mention. I loved having the scene with James in the ballet school played out on stage in the movie. Twisted and disturbing, but satisfying to see that resolved. I also loved the end of the movie where we see there's one very pretty loose end that's yet to be tied and who we will see again.


The movie comes in at 122 minutes but it goes by pleasantly fast. It's rated PG-13 and that's warranted for the violence at the end and one brief make out scene. The younger crowd is clamoring to watch this -- believe me I get it -- and it can probably be pulled off now that the DVD is out, with some editing. =)


Isy


Best lines:


Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.


Isabella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?


Edward Cullen: See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you?